Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023

ur wife

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021

Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face

“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it”

by Yonder’s December 20, 2025

Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!

Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx

by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022

hoe wife

The wife that’s unable to remain faithful while married. Has a wandering eye, and lusting for more

His hoe wife was always on the prowl at work.

by James Gresham December 21, 2023