Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.

Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.

by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022

No curry, kid.

Asian no shit Sherlock: used when something so obvious is stated that the person doesn't get to eat curry that night. Alternatively, used by parents when their child gets bad grades.

Drishti: Did you know that night is dark?
Pavati: No curry, kid.

by Jack_En0ff December 2, 2019

Choir kid

Someone who cares too much about singing or choir just like a band kid.

Steven shortt is a choir kid he constantly critiques how people sing.

by HHH3 April 10, 2021

kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

ABC for a kid

When you play the Roblox game Welcome To Bloxburg, you will most likely see a lot of people saying "ABC for a kid". This is when little shits beg you to roleplay with them and then they steal all of your money in the roleplays.

"Loxella_yt: ABC for a kid"

by HazzaYeh April 5, 2022

scene kid

scene boy: very tight skinny jeans, tight band tees, black vans, dark hoodies, dark straight hair sometimes hanging over their eyes, piercings and tattoos, studded belts, saggin pants so you can see their boxers, friendship bracelets, guages, listens to screamo or post hardcore, goes to shows and listens to local screamo bands, SExXY, SExXY, SExXY, usually a very fun and friendly personality if they like you, sometimes straightedge, oh and they are extremely SExXY,SExXY, SExXY

scene kid walks past group of girls
girls:"omg he's beyond sexy"
scene kid: smiles and keeps walking to look cool

by scenekidlover November 23, 2010

Kid prick

An annoying and fairly cocky youngster who loves bad movies and definitely jerks off to Paw Patrol without admitting it.

Look at Xander, he’s definitely a kid prick. He thought Venom 2 was a good movie.

by GreenMow.com April 8, 2022