Technoblade

A fucking legend...

Bro you know who technoblade is?
Yeah he's a legend.

by AK_VON June 30, 2022

TechiTeens

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.

Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!

by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009

techno kitten adventure

an absolutely amazing game that makes acid obselete

"Dude did you play techno kitten adventure last night?"
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."

by jackybox January 10, 2012

technochan

21 year old Minecraft player

UWU

I’m an technochan UWU

by Grr are March 9, 2021

techkrieg

ˈtĕk-ˌkrēg
n. an overwhelming all-out attack with media, politics, wireless radiation, and biologics, after decades of dumbing down a population to the point they do not even know that a war is ongoing against them.

The techkrieg was so effective many people were actively turning against friends and family to promote reductions in freedom and liberty, and to push no-liability toxic experimental vaccines.

by #LetsDrewThis April 15, 2021

Techno haralia

A lot of crazy events happening in a short period of time (Techno is a small space with the haralia being the madness inside the small space)

Oh no! We’re trapped in the techno haralia cycle.

by daris goraktar August 12, 2022

Douche Technique

Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too

"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh

"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny

by Flailage August 21, 2012