sucking on the tit

A term used to describe when a friend, family(sibling, etc.), or person is living off for free of the parent, or being treated with childly care. It doesn't have to be in terms of money, it can also be on a emotional scale, or what have you. Hence, "sucking on the tit".

older brother conversation with girlfriend:

Erika: Hey Jesse, how come you don't speak to your little brother anymore?

Older brother: I'm tired of Ezra not having a job and my mom taking care of him. He's 21 years old, he has to stop "sucking on the tit".

Erika: But he's still your brother :(

by dude pseudo-pseudical September 10, 2010

Tits and Whiskey

Graphic version of "Sunshine and Rainbows." An exclamation of goodness.

"Life isn't always Tits and Whiskey. Sometimes you really have to buckle down."

by SansPants84 February 21, 2010

Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

franken tits

An oddly shaped breast or abnormal scars from a boob job

Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits

by Big ol' red February 4, 2007

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 7, 2004

fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

tit slings

slang term for a bra.

get me tit slings out of the drawer.

by cuntybollox September 16, 2009