Shitty Lips

A term used to berate someone. It alludes to that person’s affinity for licking and/or kissing bare, unwashed assholes.

Nice shot, shitty lips! You totally missed!

You think you're man enough to take me, shitty lips?

Way to fuck everything up, shitty lips!

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

Spitting Cobra

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.

"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"

by rghrbogbaroy February 5, 2013

Shitty Mc Squidward

When something extremely annoying and unfortunate is occurring over and over and over again.

*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"

by Ralphistic January 2, 2015

spitting around the hood

(шататься по городу in Russian): ignoring curfew, instead aimlessly wandering around town, looking for adventure

hey you, stop spitting around the hood

by Sexydimma February 15, 2015

spitting

Droppin' a crispy rhyme or rap

Yo did you check out Jtrigga's new album? Dude he was spitting like no other.

by Jtrigga April 9, 2015

roast spitting

When you take the titties of a woman and take a hot steamer on her chest and spit on it and then proceed to cook it in the oven.

Anybody up for some roast spitting?

by dicksmasher mcironcock December 6, 2014

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010