Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Santaclausian

always smart , intelligent and handsome and loving husband and father

This problem can only be solved by a santaclausian

The beautiful woman is married to a santaclausian
The president governs the country the santaclausian way

by Santa santa March 14, 2021

Santa

The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.

parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?

by urlocalctya January 21, 2021

Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...

by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021

Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021

Santa

He is not real

Mom : "Santa is not real"
kid : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by I do not know 69 March 17, 2021

Santa

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.

I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.

by little flower April 3, 2021