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junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.
A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."
by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016
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racing etiquette

Something that concerns racers who are way off the pace.
Sean is really slow and gets out of the way because he needs to claim he has good racing etiquette.
by team dumpster fire March 7, 2024
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Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.
wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing
by Moose59 July 16, 2010
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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.
Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"
by Romie_777 November 23, 2022
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testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
mugGet the testicle racemug.

Racing Stripes

The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.
His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019
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mixed race

A person who is ‘mixed race’ is person who is of at least two different races, or more.

This includes people who are half of one race and half of another. People who are one quarter of one race and three quarters of another.

‘mixed race’ people all look different due to different mixes.
Person 1: “so what is your ethnicity?”
Person 2: “well i am mixed ethnicity, i am also mixed race.”
by AnonymousRosario July 27, 2020
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