pterodactyl

a girl who possesses a slutty mentality; but seriously lacks in her abilities to be one. These abilities might include, but aren’t limited to- looks, social skills and actually having intercourse. They are under the belief that they are the hot shit- but more often than not are laughed at or quickly forgotten. It completely lacks in self-awareness, often lying to itself, saying that she rejected a certain someone. The pterodactyl is also a social danger in having a rare but severe problem in making new friends.

These pterodactyl make you often think to yourself – “WOW! evolution hasn't really finished it's job yet! by all accounts these should have been extinct.”

by GoGoAndy November 9, 2007

baby pterodactyl

a small boy, usually a freshman, who looks like a baby pterodactyl when they charge at you with a dodgeball. Baby pterodactyls never go out when you hit them.

Person 1: Dude wtf i just hit baby pterodactyl.
Baby pterodactyl: nehhhhh

by pgore December 28, 2005

ptilf

Prac Teacher I'd Like (to) F*ck.
Pronounced "Puh-tilf"
Similar to a milf, however used more commonly among teenagers when they come across a hot prac teacher.

"Hey, have you seen James, the new prac teacher we have for drama?"
"OMG yes! He is SUCH a PTILF!"

by alexis sutton April 4, 2008

Ptolomey

Ptolomey is a pathetic idiot that doesn't know what his life means about. He generally keeps himself depressed and YOU SHOULDN'T be there for him. He's generally a ginger and we all know what gingers are like.

Keep away from him, he will send you awful song lyrics and make you want to die.

Girl: Have you met Ptolomey?
Boy: Yea, he's so annoying isn't he.
Girl: Isn't he just...

by BobIsWeird January 22, 2018

PTSD

Penis. Transplant. Surgery. Disease

he suffers from PTSD, he used to be a woman

by yeetmaster3000 May 21, 2019

PTFO

piss the fuck off

facebook status.

bob - shittest night ever.

*rachell comments*
im so sorry that i didnt make it last night, ill make it up to you.
*bob comments*
PTFO!

OR

she broke my heart and then wanted me to forgive her, so i was like straight out PTFO

by maybesometimes. November 22, 2011

PTA

an abreviation used to describe someone that is Prone To Anal.

Ryan:(bending down to pick up a candy wrapper)
Will: PTA!

by lum de dum June 22, 2008