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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
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hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015
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bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
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bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
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Hog Rider

The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.
by sdva November 30, 2022
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Hog man

Him.
by Hogman November 18, 2023
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Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.
Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”
by kushman16 August 22, 2018
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