Girl Meat

Jades Special Package

God you wouldn't believe how often my Girl Meat gets in the way of my day

by Allie227 January 24, 2022

Meat Headache

A headache caused from eating actual quality meat after spending a lifetime eating sub-par meat products like fast food burgers.

I have a meat headache after eating that burger..we should have went to McDonalds. I'm not used to eating real meat..

by mgtymnckin May 24, 2009

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Squad

The members of a sports team used to get the starting players ready for the game. Also refers to second string or third string players. Used primarily in Football or Rugby to describe the second team or third team members who take the beatings in practices, but never get the glory on game day.

Rudy is one of the best players on the Meat Squad.

by Rudy R. April 6, 2006

meat drawer

A descriptive and somewhat jovial term, pertaining to the nether parts of a female's genitalia. Affords discretion, if used properly, and so has somewhat of an advantage over other nouns for similar anatomical areas. The term "meat drawer" can be comfortably used in polite company.

"Here you go, this will fit nicely in your meat drawer"

by Cassy1234 August 9, 2006

Meat Demon

A Meat Demon is the act of taking your girls favorite Icecream then warming it up slightly so you can fit your penis in the Icecream tub... Right after you get enough Icecream on your penis you violently fuck your girls face

Example:

Guy: Bae, you know what would make this night perfect?
Girl: What?
Guy: Head
Girl: You know what baby? I just don't feel like it
Guy: What if I give you a strawberry meat demon?
Girl: .... I'll get the Blue Bell

Liz: Sarah! I totally don't mind giving my guy head!
Sarah: Why? That's crazy!
Liz: He always gives me a chocolate meat demon ;)

by RedHeadSlayer May 13, 2014

Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.

Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!

by $hIti0T August 6, 2014