When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.
by EynonC December 22, 2019
Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
by wordfanagler January 03, 2019
December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
by FlareHC October 18, 2019
LN3: "between Iraq, the inability to catch Osama Bin Laden, the current economic meltdown, our foreign relations with what were previously friendly nations accross the globe I'd say that George Bush was a horrible leader and president."
AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"
by LN3 October 29, 2008
The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
by AsheronsFall July 02, 2019
Howie: "Yo Rj, did you hear cory and jason are gay lovers now?"
Rj: "No way, really?"
Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
Rj: "No way, really?"
Howie: "Nah, im just jerking you off."
by mikecox is huge March 25, 2010
When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
by GroceryClerk July 04, 2018