Super Ninja

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja

by Lovestruck2011 June 8, 2011

Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.

If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?

by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

Ninja-Kick

A quick, unexpected forward action of the foot which makes contact with the upper part of another person's body. It is defined by flexibility, agility, spontaneity, force and effect of impact.

Did you see the fight between Jimmy and Alice?

Yeah man. Fuck. She Ninja-Kicked him in the face.
There was blood everywhere.

by Mich11 February 7, 2009

Kitchen Ninja

One who is deft in the kitchen.

"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.

by Chris Cumbie January 4, 2009

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

really ninja

The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.

Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja

by phlont1220 March 14, 2015