really ninja

The way to make fun of the wrong people saying really nigga.

Dam i gotta go to the store for some beer.can i have 5 bucks...
:Person you ask.......really ninja

by phlont1220 March 14, 2015

Ninja chin

(noun) A carefully camouflaged double chin that is strategically hidden with a poised hand, a book, etc. or a specific camera angle. This is mostly used on really good looking chics who are on the heavier side.

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see this hot chic on Facebook?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but look at the angle of her profile pic. I think she has a ninja chin."

by eviljew85 June 6, 2011

Ninja pop

To ejaculate so fast and stealthy, no one sees you do it.

Why is he so relaxed? Maybe he ninja popped one in the ally?

by MOanDogg1 August 6, 2011

Facebook Ninja

1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.

"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"

by ncmo April 4, 2010

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

ninja pic

Taking a photo in public with your cell phone without anyone knowing you just snapped it

My friend's wife was having a drink with another man so I moved closer and got a ninja pic to send him.

by Aub98 May 15, 2016

Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.

After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.

by the NINJA Cheesecake November 26, 2010