Rough Muff

A rough muff is a vagina that is overgrown with pubes i.e. opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

by Kingy_Mullet May 25, 2008

Co-muff

whilst engagin in intercourse, namely the doggystyle position, one pulls the girl's hair back to make her close her eyes. this is followed by one's friend running into the room with two blueberry muffins and smashing them on the girl's ears, making them look like earmuffs.

"Hey man, I just bought some blueberry muffins."
-"Co-muff time?"
"Co-muff time!"

by steve8511 October 17, 2011

miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

back muff

A term commonly used by drunkards meaning rectum

Rick screamed when logan impaled his back muff ravenously

by sandy pink eye June 9, 2016

muffie

Can also be spelt "muffy." It's an Australian slang term.
See Bean-o's definition of "muffy." Basically, it's what you'd call "going down" on a woman.

"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffie...Oh, yeah, that's it, baby."

by Bean-o April 30, 2003

MUFF-UNOT

Catch phrase invented by Hamburgers from the IC. This phrase single handedly ended MUFFINS IC career.

Fuck Muffins

Muffins Stan: MUFFINS is the GOAT poster
Real Nigga: MUFF-UNOT!!

by Hamburgers August 31, 2006

muff teat

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

by imdisguysd November 19, 2007