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meat tube 

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory
getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile
meat tube by loindibellis July 7, 2006
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meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!
Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.
meat vision by epavan February 1, 2006

meat sweats 

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.
Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis
1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
Meat Thermometer by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

meat tunnel 

the inside of a beings anus, the pink sock.
"I was knee deep in this cow right, fucking her dry. Then i ripped her meat tunnel."
meat tunnel by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.
Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS
Meat Snowman Surprise by NotLost October 18, 2022