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italian pancake

When ejaculating on a females stomach, leting it dry up in the sun, then making her peel it off & eat it.
Bro I tottaly just gave that chick an italian pancake.
italian pancake by kamillej August 19, 2011

Italian Job 

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.
Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.
tall ass bitches. when I say tall I mean it. she a thot. and her name ain’t Esmeralda
Ital just broke up with her nigga and got with another one within minutes.
Ital by Omgggggggffgggffffff May 19, 2018

Italian Pocket Watch 

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch
Short people with dark skin that happen to not be smart. Over confident in every way. The women age like hell. Most of all Any German stands at least two heads above those swine. Pretty much the only good thing they have is their Actors. Other than that Germany owns their cars , Hitler owns Mussolini , and Italians are just women when they fight wars.
Meh Gibson is not Italian.
Italian by Screw the poles April 11, 2007

italian sweater 

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift as it makes them unique.
LeMort: Omg look at my italian sweater!
Girl: Omg so hawt! I want to have your babies!
italian sweater by LeMort July 5, 2005