by Hot Dog Jim August 1, 2022
Get the Real, true statementmug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkeymug. True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
Get the The True Melonsmug. Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Truemug. True chaos is to have free will. Action with consequences. The consequences can be bad or good. But it also acknowledges that people view your actions differently. True chaos allows growth, change, and provides an open mind. It will never be certain but it's certainly uncertain.
by Chugger naught August 10, 2024
Get the True Chaosmug. Man: let me get this straight Mario can jump Sonic is fast Pikachu is electric Kirby likes to eat/breath
Boy: True factor
Boy: True factor
by Li´l child February 25, 2019
Get the true factormug. Leader: Council of true legends unite!
Everyone else: Wut?
Leader: I think (insert person here) should be an official true legend
Everyone: *Doesn't care* Ok
Everyone else: Wut?
Leader: I think (insert person here) should be an official true legend
Everyone: *Doesn't care* Ok
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023
Get the True Legendmug.