Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

by Anal salad May 10, 2019

Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016

Moving Wood

1)Masturbating while unemployed.

2)Actually moving pieces of wood around one's property.

Crap sorry bro this weekend was crazy and today Ive been outside working, a couple buddies came over and we were Moving Wood for hours.

by The Incredible Sulk April 13, 2009

Berry Woods

Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.

Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!

by Metabo December 16, 2008

Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

by November10 October 19, 2010

cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 24, 2011