Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025

Guy-ed

A Person that is extremily jammy and lucky, without good reason or knowledge

Guy-ed: "I just found a scratch card on the street with £100 on it"

by SB256 December 20, 2008

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Ed from dripping

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time

Aw man don’t pull an Ed from dripping

by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

Ed sheeran

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.

"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"

by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021