I wondah!

Wondering something that you already know the answer too. Or wondering something that you would have no idea of what a person is asking so to piss of the questionairre you repeat the phrase "I WONDAH" followed by a guess on what it is. (NOTE: You don't let the person say, "Yep your right.") just keep on guessing until he shuts the hell up.

Guy 1:"Hey, hey, hey, HEY!"
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."

I wondah! by The Green Duck June 18, 2009

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

I'm a fat fucking pig by CowTittes April 23, 2019

I’m ded 

Lol xD hahahaha

Tom: Haha Lol XD I’m ded lol xD hahahaha
Wife: Please stop our child has just died and Timmy said he’s a furry please stop laughing

Tom: NEVER PUNY HUMAN XD IM SO DED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I’m ded by That time you peed on me June 20, 2019

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! 

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

i listen to harry styles 

You don’t label your sexuality

Do you listen to girl In red?
No I listen to Harry styles

i listen to harry styles by Imacluelessho August 16, 2020

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this by whatthehword December 17, 2020