Hooked

When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.

So how’d it go with Craig last night?
“ I got totally hooked”

by Hexangell June 29, 2020

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 12, 2022

Hooked

Steal

A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

frappe-tain hook

Scared of going out alone

- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!

by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023

Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 27, 2022

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 03, 2020

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 01, 2022