German Lap Dance

The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.

Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.

by B_Rain October 31, 2012

German

German means a man who hates his family and hurts them and doesn't show any love or care towards them

German is a cunt

by hurricanswag21mf June 24, 2018

Germany

Somehow World War II happened and they are still better than the United States. Nice job Germany. Also definitely not where Hitler was born.

Germany is definitely not where Hitler was born.

by I’m_A_PANcake July 7, 2020

geronimo

a very offensive slur

Person 1: Say Geronimo!
Person 2: Don't say the g slur!!!!

by anonymous December 6, 2020

big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

by dix fontain August 26, 2005

angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

by Juggalette Mini March 22, 2004

germanian

Any overly large young men who look like they could slot easily into one of the fighting scenes of the move 'Gladiator'

DAMN Scotty you a huge bitch, straight up germanian mo'fo'

by nzpimpin September 11, 2005