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loogie fake-out

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, and pretends to cum on her back..when really he is hawking up a big loogie, and spitting it all over her ass. Then when she turns around, thinking the show is over, he blows his real, warm, load right in her fucking eye.
My girl thought I was finished, but I got her with a loogie fake-out. She got it right in the eyes!!
by Chris, Ross, Neil April 30, 2006
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fake love

1)Fake love's when your homey give you dap
Smile in your face but he want yo' ass clapepd

2)Fake love - so my friends is enemies and my enemies be friends
Don't show no love, don't pretend

3)Fake love is when a nigga set you up
How he knew about your chain when your shit was tucked.
Fake friends, show fake love
You know the type of nigga that'll leave you in the club
Fake love
by Jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2006
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Fake news

Noun: A fabricated truth typically found on Donald Trumps twittter feed.
Examples
@realdonaldtrump "we will make Mexico pay for the wall.".
@realdonaldtrump. " I have done more in my first two years as POTUS. than any other president."
@realdonaldtrump " I am the smartest president ever."
Fake news is very easy to detect.. Just wait for Donald Trump to open his mouth.
Donald Trump uses fake news to feel smart and important whenclearly he is an unloved idiot.
by Please make America great agai January 28, 2019
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Fake Jew

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"
by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009
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mush fake

prison slang for items owned by an inmate that may be legal to buy, but were constructed or obtained through illegal means, hence they are contraband
See that stinger there he's usin' to warm up his coffee? The end's ripped off. It's a mush fake and it's a fire hazard. Tell him to get rid of it and buy a new one at the store.
by peerath January 25, 2006
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Fake news

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018
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fakebook

a collection of transcribed jazz tunes
collected by berklee students in the 70s.
full of standards and weak ass berklee faculty charts,
used by amateurs and beginners,
don't ever show up to a jam with this shit.
person 1: aiight you call the next tune
person 2: shit, let's do body and soul
person 1: aw shit i don't know that tune, you got a fakebook?
person 2: get the fuck outta here, leave that jamey abersole shit at home.
by too busy goin hella dumb December 21, 2006
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