dry texter

a person who has feelings for you but feels that he'll become embarrassing if he opens up

he's a 10 but he's a dry texter

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Being Dry

Not being good at beer pong, i.e. the opposite of dropping rain.

Dude, Rob, make a fucking cup already, stop being dry.

by Dr.Premium June 2, 2010

Dry Wrench

To fack or make out without LUBE

Hey Lina, Can i Dry Hump You.

by Professor November 14, 2003

Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008

Dry Dick Syndrome

1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.

2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.

Sometimes referred to as DDS.

- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.

- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.

by Dr DDS December 19, 2010

Dry bum roast

While having anal sex with a girl, to sprinkle the salty powder from the bottom of a dry roasted peanut packet onto your cock so iot grinds into her arse.

I dry bum roasted her last night, she loved the grity salty roasting sensation.
The mucky bitch.

by super-pete November 4, 2011

suck one dry

To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.

SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).

by SOD-U-PAB January 17, 2014