drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 11, 2017

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 16, 2017

drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"

by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016