spa'doink

While getting blumpkins! The sound your shit makes right before you cum and it is hitting the water.

Henry was getting blumpkins and i heard shit hitting the water. I knew then that it was spa'doink to the max.

by masta spa'doink 123 January 3, 2009

OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY

No it's not dyslexic latin, moreover it translates to "Oh I thought you meant you don't want it."

It is a surrogate phrase for the latter, often used in shocking scenarios, be that a debate, an argument or in a moment of intense revelation.
Legend has it that it was coined in Rushden, Northamptonshire - although this was never officially verified

Person 1: OI, WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
Person 2: OH I THIUGJY YOU EMANG UOU DOING WNAY UY!
Person1: eh?

by BER - T January 15, 2021

Hey, How you doing?

A greeting often used by "The typical white man" usually in business settings and most of the time rhetorical, often said fast and only understood by other typical white men.

Dave the typical white man: Hey, how you doing?

Random typical white man on the 3rd floor corporation hallway: Hey, how you doing?

by JANmusic October 6, 2013

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Doink

Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.

Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?

by tearsintherain January 17, 2009

Doink

A phrase meaning cock.

Ant 'hey guys, suck my doink'

by Face of Rochdale February 11, 2017

doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.

"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"

by mamboo March 22, 2008