ding dong

alternative of dick or penis

my ding dong feels funny

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana April 3, 2023

dingdandoddilyjerkaxondillolyjerkconjerkitydumptious

A word to describe something so jerky and wild that it’s unimaginable. Can also be used to get out of awkward holiday family parties.

“Yo, David threw his lunch at the principal yesterday!”
“Dang, that’s dingdandoddilyjerkaxondillolyjerkconjerkitydumptious!”
“what?”

by welcome to mcdonalds May 15, 2023

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

Ding Ding

A nickname used for a penis.

Hey buddy, how is your Ding Ding after you took it to Slap Mountain?

by Madmonk210 June 15, 2023

dingball

A brother who doesn’t get a shirt he wants. The word was the first thing that came to the sisters mind.

You're a Dingball 😂

by Kedeita June 19, 2023

dingalingasers

group of people who are silly gooses

group of silly ducks who are people: quack
boy 1: you guys are dingalingasers

by kubusja July 9, 2023

dingbattery

The amalgamation and demonstration of nonsensical, forgetful, and impulsive behavior that manifests in the outward appearance of a dingbat. The individual typically offers some value in a relationship but deviates to atypical behavior and conversational norms.

Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.

These messages from Tina make no sense. I can't tell if it's dingbattery or skullduggery.

by Pale Rider July 13, 2023