Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.

"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"

by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022

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Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

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Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

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Dave47

If Diane burnwood on the last call accidentally called agent 47 by his first name and he never new his name. He spirals and he figures he had a family and he tried to fix his relationship with his wife Caroline

Is Dave47 still with Caroline?

No she's with Bob

by Daveteaplays June 17, 2022

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