Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 22, 2014

rice cracker

An person of Asian descent that rejects their culture and acts like they're from suburbia.

Dude, Frank was hoping that chick was gonna be a geisha, but she ended up just being a rice cracker.

by HulkingFist August 24, 2016

Cracker Barrel

Chain of restaurants were e-beefs can be settled or an amicable cup of coffee.

OP challenged me to a fight so I offered to Cracker Barrel him.

by Bjv995 December 12, 2018

Cracker mutt

White people who claim several white nationalities

Scott has German, French, Scottish, and Irish ansestors making him a cracker mutt

by Cryptic Plague June 22, 2018

Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 3, 2019