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Party cracker

similar to a party crasher, this kind of foul play can ruin the mood just as much as any party foul. A party cracker ia an out of control white boy. We all know them. Don't let them get out of control, because when they do what's your is theirs and what's their is theirs. Totally oblivious, they will consume all you have, while keeping their collection out of harms way.
(Ex: I'm tired of hanging out with party crackers like Joey. He came to the party last night. Joey had a 12 pack in his car but thought it'd be better to leave it, as he knew Sal had plenty of brew he could easily mooch)
by M4rquist4 January 25, 2011
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Uppity Cracker

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023
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mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.
For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.
by Jade.Green October 3, 2009
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Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
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rice cracker

An person of Asian descent that rejects their culture and acts like they're from suburbia.
Dude, Frank was hoping that chick was gonna be a geisha, but she ended up just being a rice cracker.
by HulkingFist August 24, 2016
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Sodium Cracker

The white version of nigga that you cant say unless yours albino.
Albino: what is up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: ayyy sodium cracke-
Albino: YOU CANT SAY THAT THATS RACIST
by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019
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Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker
"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."
by Ushie December 15, 2008
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