The Contest

A contest between you and your friends to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themselves. As seen on Seinfeld.

"Jerry, I cheated in the contest"

by BixbySnyder69 May 11, 2021

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

by yeargh May 9, 2016

Colten

demon child

Colten is a demon child

by Jsbsjek April 13, 2020

Self-centerees

People that are only interested in activities to benefit their self.

They are all self-centerees; they only call when they have nothing better to do.

by ARCH-LADY December 1, 2009

nigger centeral

Jigaboos yard apes fighting over a piece of chicken while white people watch and laugh and throw popcorn at them

Nigger centeral white on black sex like hey did you see the nigger cent reals over there

by Yomansam August 6, 2015

Codie coates

One of your friends that can turn anything into a dirty joke.

Friend:”hey bro wanna go on a bike ride”

Codie Coates:”nah bruv let me take a ride on your sister Titties”

by Captain Coates the 23rd January 27, 2021

conterfeit latte

a latte that italians made by pissing in a chamber pot and mixing mith the the vomit of inocent little girls

see spork
see spelunker

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004