An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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by anonymous January 21, 2025
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In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.
In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.
My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.
He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.
He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.
by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025
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