California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

California Battleship by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

California Honeybun Flavoring

A multi-stage sexual act where a woman is in a doggy style position, then a man proceeds to anally fist the woman and extract her fecal matter. You take the woman's fecal matter and put it in a composter, and finally when your soil is good you plant either a sunflower, coneflower, lavender, or salvia. Then a bee has to get attracted to said plant and extract the nectar from it. The bee proceeds to make the honey while you get a honey bun. Take the bee's new made honey and dip it into your honeybun.

Person A: I kind of want a california honeybun flavoring. It'll add spice to my honeybun
Person B: ngl yea that sounds good rn

California Honeybun Flavoring by sr71blackbird May 1, 2026

California Natty 

Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.

Not natty. California natty.

California Natty by @Saltytexascrack December 14, 2024

California Christmas Tree 

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

California Christmas Tree by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

California PB & J 

Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.

California PB & J by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024

california hotdog 

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.

casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!

california hotdog by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025

California Fire Hydrant 

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

California Fire Hydrant by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025