Sneaky Beaver 

Alias for a girl that comes into a guys room and sucks his big, hard cock off while he's sleeping. If the guy wakes up, he usually still pretends as though he is sleeping.

Dude, I totally had a sneaky beaver come in on me last night at the hotel. When I woke up, I just put my hands on the back of her neck and slammed my dick into the back of her throat.

Sneaky Beaver by Chizzzzy August 22, 2008

muddy beaver 

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.

Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!

muddy beaver by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008

munched on that beaver

A guy usually who goes home with an ugly girl or takes and ugly girl home and has sex. He did this because he was so drunk.

Kyle: Yo, I munched on that beaver last night!
Wyatt: You must have been hella drunk!
Kyle: For real!

munched on that beaver by Savannah March 21, 2005

ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it

fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!

ANGRY BEAVER by shayler1991 June 10, 2007

Asphalt Beaver 

a track racer prone to crashing.

Man! That guy has wrecked three times in the last month...What an Asphalt Beaver!

Asphalt Beaver by tracktracktrack April 18, 2008

Diustine Beaver 

That guy on the radio that sings like a 10-year-old.

1: OMG I HEAR JUSTIN BIEBER ON THE RADIO!!!
2: I think you mean Diustine Beaver.

Diustine Beaver by babtothebone April 30, 2011

Canadian Beaver Tail 

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

Canadian Beaver Tail by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008