beaver concealer

When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .

It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer

by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack April 14, 2011

Burp The Beaver

To release a vaginal expulsion of air.

"Do not burp the beaver in my face ever again!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023

Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.

Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?

by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019

grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

by meganoshua December 24, 2010

beaver wrestle

When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.

Yo dude you see that porn clip of those two chics? They really know how to beaver wrestle.

by "MADMAN" September 05, 2021