Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

by The poop dog May 28, 2018

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rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal

lilly gave shane a rat on a log

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017

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A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log

*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!

by Strippertipper September 10, 2017

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Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

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When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

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N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch February 25, 2011

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“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

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