Willie-Dipping

When sitting down on the toilet after recent sexual relations, the tendancy for a man's private parts to dip into the water.

If you sit down on the toilet after sex, you might get a shock from the cold water if you're willie-dipping.

by Schmunk January 27, 2007

one-eyed willy

A mans penis.

"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."

by the boss-86001 December 18, 2016

feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

by chargerjim March 13, 2010

Dick wet willy

When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear

Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy

by Www.wetwillyswithdicks.com December 4, 2018

willy waller 2006

A nifty tool for peeling potatoes and stuff.

(Willy Waller was invented by the coolest people in the world, who own tetesclaques.tv, a Quebec comedy site)

1. Dude, peeling potatoes and small animals with my willy waller 2006 is like 29389 times faster than just using my hands!

2. Buy one today, and get not one, not two, not even three, but THIRTY SIX WILLY WALLERS! You might be saying now, "But Uncle Tom, how can you do that???!" Well we don't know but order now anyways!!!

by Willy Waller February 6, 2007

Penis-Kissing Willie

A Little douchebag kid that wont shut up but thinks everyone is stupid while he is unaware that in reality he is actually a braindead little asshole. Commonly used in online gaming to refer to kids that come in just to ruin the game for people that want to have fun.

"Will That Penis-Kissing Willie shut the fuck up and stop glitching the door?"

by Furious Funk September 20, 2009

russian wet willie

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009