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Wrench Wench

The ugliest, dirtiest, greasiest bitch you've ever seen, but man... can she fix a fucking car.
My car broke down last week, so I took it into the wrench wench for a repair. She may not be pretty on the eyes, but she is amazing with my motor.
by Muttemor August 17, 2024
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Mumbai Welcome

Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
Thanks to Garry, we got quite a Mumbai welcome when we got home from Aruba.
by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024
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Wrench wench

A person, typically female, that flirts with/sleeps with, every single person at a mechanic shop. Usually works up front at said shop.
Wow Sarah sure is a wrench wench. She’s back there flirting with Dawson even though she spent the night at Joe’s last night.
by Hermano7 April 4, 2025
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Wrench Wench

Somebody that flirts/sleeps with everybody at a mechanic shop.
Wow dude Sarah is such a wrench wench. She’s down there flirting with Dawson after she spent the night at Joe’s house last night.
by Hermano7 April 5, 2025
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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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Bosnian Welcome Mat

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.
by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025
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JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment
Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.
by 010Rusty December 10, 2025
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