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University High SChool by bigblock23 February 10, 2005
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Johns Hopkins University
Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.
Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?
Johns Hopkins University by Dan the real Man November 3, 2005
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Auburn University
Auburn University by Jackass Mcjackasse January 9, 2005
Syracuse Universtiy
The way you spell Syracuse University and it proves that you actually went there because mommy and daddy paid for it.
"Dude, I went to Syracuse Universtiy, what do you think of that?!"
"Yeah, I'm just going to pretend I didn't notice that"
"Yeah, I'm just going to pretend I didn't notice that"
Syracuse Universtiy by syracuse universtiy February 14, 2010
Radford University
An excellent school in Virginia with a beautiful campus and excellent academics, also the party scene is gud out there
"Heyyy where are u going after graduation?"
"umm Radford University because of its excellent academics and party"
"umm Radford University because of its excellent academics and party"
Radford University by loveradford April 13, 2006
Roger Williams University
A school full of some of the biggest tools I have ever witnessed in my lifetime. A plague of douchebags ruining the beautiful area the school is in.
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
OR
Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
RWU student driving past a pedestrain (or in any situation on a small side-street) - speed up, rev your engine, fly past all the people in the houses or on foot, blaze your shit bro!, lettem know how hard you are (so fuckin' hard bro)
RWU student goals - staying LEAN (NOT thin - "thin? the fuck!"), gettin some trim late night from some little brunette skank ("buy hah breakfast? you fuckin serious brah?!"), tan tan tan ("spray uh uthahwise...fuckin' WHATEVA")
Dress Code: 2 options.
Flat-brim hat at about a 35-55 (depending on the week) angle (when passing one of these species, just say, "nice angle bro" and pound your chest once with a fist...they'll get it), OR
Hood up, while indoors - after all, who doesn't admire a good college boy looking like he's a convicted rapist trying to 'lay low' while googling about usher for $30,000 a year in the library (thanks mom and dad)
OR
Combine both! (hood and hat), esp. in the dining hall at dinner. This shows how much of an ill-mannered, poorly-brought-up fag you really are.
(OK, The school of engineering is a slight exception...slight bro)
Roger Williams University Class of 'whateva bra...
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
choken up, guido accent, about to cry "I never woulda thought!...a douchebag guido like me...could get a college education. Thank you Roga Williams."
Roger Williams University by Play Lacrosse Rhode Island July 2, 2009
University of Utah
1. A university in Salt Lake City that Jack-Mormons revere as an Ivy-League school. A decent and cheap public school that may lead to a solid career in Utah, Idaho, some parts of Arizona, and no where else.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
2. A "back up plan" for students applying to BYU, but are too conceited to attend Utah Valley University.
3. A junior college in Salt Lake City, with a twist: they hand out Bachelor's Degrees.
4. A public university for people who hate Mormons, but are afraid to leave Utah.
Father: "Did you get accepted to BYU?"
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
Son: "No, but the University of Utah accepted me."
Father: "Oh..."
Friend 1: "Man, Mormons are self righteous!"
Friend 2: "Then why don't you just leave Utah?"
Friend 1: "Umm..."
University of Utah by monzon November 24, 2009