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the windmill

When you use your hips to swing your penis in a circular motion like the blades on a windmill.
Right before I came, I pulled out and did the windmill so it went everywhere.
the windmill by Joe Rogue December 13, 2007

till the wheels fall off 

We'll ride our Victorys till the wheels fall off!

hungry like the wolf 

1. when you're ravenous, you're so darn hungry and you want to eat NOW!

2. a condition when you are in the mood for sex and you have to have it NOW! Duran Duran had a HUGE hit in early 1983 with a song titled with this name. MTV showed its video A LOT and Duranmania was on, on, ON.
1. My wife Erica had a delicious spaghetti dinner waiting for me when I came home. She knew I was hungry like the wolf.

2. I was on the main Reno casino strip and I was hungry like the wolf. I met Becky and Michelle and we went to my hotel room at the Circus Circus.

3. "Hungry Like the Wolf", "Rio", "Save a Prayer" and "New Religion" are from the classic "Rio" album by Duran Duran. The videos for "Hungry Like the Wolf" and "Save a Prayer" were filmed in Sri Lanka shortly before all hell broke loose and its long civil war erupted.

4. AHWOOOOOO!

Jump Out the Window 

When you confess your love to someone.

"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean
Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.

Dont do it dude! It has only been a week

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic 

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.
"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

The Worst 

A person that gives you the least helpful answer possible to a question you ask them.
Jack -"Craig. How does this work?"

Craig - "It doesn't"

Jack - "You are the worst"
The Worst by j4ckcolley November 4, 2015