Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum

i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain

by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022

Tool

Tool

That guy is a real tool.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Tool

Slang for steroids

I went to the elementary school to get some tool to get huge

by Felix G December 12, 2021

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022

Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.

Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic

by JBrò November 17, 2020

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020