Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 3, 2020

National Rational Satanist Day

National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.

It's National Rational Satanist day!

by Atlas The Gerry October 8, 2020

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Pact With Satan

When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit

“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”

by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021

Pulled a Satan

When you accidentally do some dumb shit

Fuck me, I accidentally slept with my ex.
Bro, you just pulled a Satan

by Church life September 7, 2021