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Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.
*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."
by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024
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spaghetti American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again
by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024
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Smaugh's Lair

A word to describe the Steam (or other) library of a gamer who does not adhere by the philosophy of finishing all games present on said library. Of a gamer who simply hoards games on sale, then keeps those games safe inside their lair, only deciding to play those games when they feel like it.

This is the directly contesting definition to the word "backlog" commonly used when referring to a list of games, implying the need to finish all games present in said backlog, as is the original definition of the term backlog in working environments.

If you hoard games on sale with absolutely no intention on playing them until you feel like it, or have hoarded games in the past with the intention of playing all of them then eventually stopped playing video games with that mindset, feel free to refer to your library as your "Smaugh's Lair" (an obvious reference to the cavern of the dragon Smaugh in the Hobbit movies, filled with gold to never be used by the dragon).
-Hey what's your backlog looking like?
-It's not a backlog. It is a grand cavern filled with riches and treasures, safeguarded by me, the great hoarding dragon. My lair. Smaugh's Lair.
-what
by Katanow November 21, 2024
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Spaghetti

Where you put a dry noodle in the urethra
"Daniel my shit is burning from the spaghetti method"
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
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Spaghetti Method

Put a dry or wet noodle near your genitals
1. Make sure to lock your door
2. Do spaghetti method orgy ( spaghetti party )
3 put as many noodles in as can possible fit

4 Bust! Get your load all over the place
"My shit burning from the spaghetti method last night Daniel".
by Bigtoess123 December 2, 2024
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Spaghetti Sause'n

When you have diarrhea and menstruate. It comes out at the same time, looking like ground beef and spaghetti sauce
Donnie has been spaghetti sause'n for the past hour.
by Wafflestompin06 December 30, 2024
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Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.
Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.
by FB3Network January 10, 2025
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