A style of clothing particularly associated with that of the girls rugby team of Maryville, Tennessee.
Coach: "Take a second to look over there at those girls in their faggoty white shorts."
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"
by A Fly-half September 7, 2008
Get the faggoty white shortsmug. by vaynelong August 13, 2017
Get the supermireologan or sml for shortmug. by Ladee's-J&C July 30, 2008
Get the baby short assmug. Not quite midgets, not just short, but arrestingly diminutive (5' -5'5''). alternatively funny/ pathetic when confronted with a tall girl (above 5'8'') in a bar or club.
Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.
Frequenters of chain pubs and bars in provinical and coastal city centres.
Sindy: Hey, Babs, look at that little bloke with the popped collar chatting up your sister.
Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.
Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.
Barbie : he's having trouble looking her in the eye. wait, they're coming over.
Sindy: Don't stand up or you'll make him feel like a right Short Arse.
by Max Biggins November 18, 2012
Get the Short Arsemug. by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021
Get the short dog in a paper bagmug. One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022
Get the Short Dick Memory Lossmug. an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
Get the thick as two short planksmug.