sausage faucet

A network loop, especially one that results in a packet storm. Named for a crudely-drawn whiteboard image of such a construct.

Plugging both ends of a network cable into two ports on the same switch (and, if applicable, same VLAN) results in a sausage faucet.

by captain booya November 26, 2010

crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board

Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...

by Crumb Skate May 23, 2011

Summer sausage

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."

Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"

by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017

german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.

Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage

by Pigment June 15, 2010

smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings

My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.

by Michele December 20, 2003

Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

busted sausage

some one who is remarkably ugly

he has a face on him like a busted sausage..

by InsulinMan November 1, 2008