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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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lanky stanky

somebody with lanky arms and legs (maybe even a bit stanky smelly, perhaps even a little dancing.)

you can also reverse it and say stanky lanky (only for seasoned stankers and lankers)
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Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3
Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*
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High quality weed that is smoked commonly and welcomely.
I have a dankus swankus stash you want some?
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Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn
You jank-swanking jerk!
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Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information
“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”
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Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night
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