Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

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V-slap

When you give a high five to a woman's vagina out of with anger or celebration

When I saying good bye to Karen, I gave her a v-slap. Her husband Mark said it was a thing.

by Bob balls March 22, 2016

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kooka slap

The act of having sexual intercourse for an extended period of time. Afterwards falling asleep and having the feeling that you have been knocked out or slapped.

Jeremy: dude I would have came over but I got kooka slapped.

Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!

by duker33 March 13, 2013

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A slap for pleasure~ You high five each other as HARD as you can, then move your hand away and enjoy the tingling sensation.

Enjoying pleasure slap does not necessarily mean that the person is masochistic, just clearing that up before people jump to conclusions.

Deimantė ''Pleasure slap?''
Ktay '' Alright''

*High fives hard*
Ktay '' That was crap let's do it again.''
Deimantė- ''Mmmkay''

*High fives super hard*

Ktay and Deimantė at the same time ''Ooooh yeah ;D''

p.s. males generally tend to provide a more forceful slap, therefore moar pleasure~. Try it out on your friends ;)

by underthechocolattemoon January 5, 2010

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Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.

My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".

by Puffy Art December 18, 2013

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