Bar Rage

The uncontrollable, random, irrational and sometimes violent rage a person has whilst studying for the bar exam.

"Dude, did you seriously just punch that barista for giving you decaf?" "Sorry man, bar rage."

by ihatethebarexam August 30, 2013

rage texting

When you and your ex are having an enraged argument through text message, often leading to phone being thrown by responses

After 20 minutes of rage texting with my ex, I threw my cell phone on the couch and walked away.

by pinkbungadoo April 17, 2014

rage quit

The thing no-lives do when finding out Fortnite ruined the chance of having a girlfriend and or when you get rekt'd by a little nooblet you were just 'playing' around with. Most often realized while playing Fortnite.

Player: AHH! Damn nooblet killed me. Ima rage quit. I thought we were cool.
Player 2: These might be a bad time to say this, but your girlfriend just dumped you.
Player: I quit life!
Player 2: Wanna play another round?
Player 1: Yes.

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Load Rage

;; to be fiercely cumming

;; i had load rage so badly last night.

by lananananana3333 May 23, 2010

Wombat Rage

A unit of measurement for anger. Known to be one the highest forms of emotion unleashed. Derived from the disease found in wombats who have copped too much hate mail: Wombatus Ragus.

Second only to Bape Rage.

"Dude did you see Jimmy? He was freakin hitting everyone and crying and slitting his wrists and going ape-s*** the other day."

"Dude, what a wombat rage."

"Yeah, dude. That guy needs to CALM DOWN)

by reverse the sever February 14, 2009

Raging Phoenix

1. The act of having sex with a girl strictly in the missionary position, cumming on her stomach, and then the next morning dousing her with gasoline and proceeding to light her on fire.

2. The girl you would most likely want to perform this action on. (i.e. an attractive girl you absolutely despise)

1. Shelly recieved second degree burns after I pulled a Raging Phoenix on her.

2. Heidi is a whore, but what a Raging Phoenix.

by hoosana23 December 18, 2004

impotent rage

When a man can't get it up, everything bothers him. He whines, throws tantrums and if someone mentions the word "laid" the rage takes over.

I'm sick of hearing my roommate railing these girls. Damn, this impotent rage. Vengeance shall be mine!!!

by Time2suffa October 28, 2013