Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

T-Paining

Stage crashing.

"Oh, you T-Paining right now, huh," to Lil' Mama @ 2009 MTV VMA's - Jay Z

T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.

by G Nice September 16, 2009

Finger painting

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011

paintballer

Someone who plays paintball.

Don't get into a gunfight with an experienced paintballer, he'll KILL you!

by John Wayne Newton January 13, 2007

painticipation

The brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. During painticipation, you know you've hurt yourself and you are anticipating the arrival of the pain.

I stubbed my toe on the foot of the table and bit my lip during painticipation to prepare for the pain.

by Sev Z March 13, 2009

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012