Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.

My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.

by Werdar October 22, 2017

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 06, 2013

Pass the Peace Pipe

A phrase said when you ask your homie give you a hit of the weed that they’re currently smoking. Synonymous with “pass the boof”

1: Ayyy man, pass the peace pipe

2: Bruh you best be finna get yo own, Pocahontas

by KachowChan June 08, 2019

daddy long pipe

It is another word for a male penis , explaining that it is long and girls who usually recieve it call him "daddy"

"Girl you not even ready for this daddy long pipe" , "My niggah she can really get the daddy long pipe"

by KammyTheGreat September 21, 2017

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex October 07, 2008