sausage rumba

To engage in a prolonged sexual intercouse session, possibly with a larger lady who revels in carnal delights. May lead to broken bones and further injury from flying meat flaps and withdrawal from society to favour the sausage.
Alternatives include salami foxtrot and chippolata tango
"claire spent all week doing the sausage rumba"
by Robert Muntlebud February 14, 2007
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Summer sausage

A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."
Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"
by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017
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crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board
Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...
by Crumb Skate May 01, 2011
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german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage
by Pigment June 14, 2010
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smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings
My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.
by Michele December 21, 2003
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Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.
Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!
by Who do you think?? May 06, 2008
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busted sausage

some one who is remarkably ugly
he has a face on him like a busted sausage..
by InsulinMan September 19, 2008
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